My house isn't shelter for homeless; one freeloader is bad enough and I don't mean Peachie-pie, Hidan. Is that even her name?

... Maybe, I can write this off as capital improvement or a charity deductible from my taxes.

My cellphone is strictly for business, so a finance-free journal doesn't seem like a bad way to keep up with my fun. Truth be told, the two go hand in hand but I'm a thrill seeker -- so I'll go out on a limb and try this thing out. While my infinitely more valuable time is put at risk, I try to look at it as an investment in social capital... can't walk out of this as anything but a winner.

Surprised? Me too, but the image of certain faces is well worth the price of admission.